A Sunnydale Christmas





Violent Night
(to the tune of "Silent Night")

Violent night
Sunnydale night
Vampires come
Vampires bite
Rond yon Slayer
Sees the dead wake
Angry Slayer
Whips out her stake
Sleep, and don't arise, ple-ease!
Sleep, and don't arise, please!

Nerdy Warren Meers
(to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas")

Nerdy Warren Meers looked out
On the town of evil!
When the Slayer's back was turned,
He formed an evil trio!

Brandishing a loaded gun,
Warren killed again!
Now he's in the woods somewhere --
Without any ski - in!
Hammer Nails
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Hammer nails, hammer nails,
Hammer all the way!
Oh what fun it is to fix up
Buffy's house all day! -- Hey!
Hammer nails, hammer nails,
Hammer all the way,
Oh what fun it is to fix up
Buffy's house all day!

Sweeping up the glass!
Boarding up the breaks!
Working all night long --
Sometimes weilding stakes!
Ha ha ha!

I left my demon gal!
My bud's a witch of might!
Oh what fun it is to live
in Sunnydale tonight!
We Two Vamps
(to the tune of "We Three Kings of Orient Are")

We two vamps of Sunnydale town
Baring fangs, we crawled from the ground
Crypt and casket
Couldn't hack it
Our missing souls we found

O-oh, Spike and Angel
fell in love
With the Slayer
up above
The downward spiral
Of our rival
Meant that we
Were getting some!
Anya the Vengeance Demon
(to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Anya, the vengeance demon
Had a very scary past!
And if you ever saw her,
You would run away real fast!
All of the angered women
Used to cry and call her name;
They wouldn't let their boyfriends
Get away with anything!
Then one day in Sunnydale,
Cordy made a wish
Anya tried to do it right,
But Giles smashed her necklace bright!
Now all the Scoobies love her
Or tolerate her, anyhow
And Anya, the vengeance demon,
Has her own boyfriend now!
We Wish Tara Was Still With Us
(to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas")

We wish Tara was still with us,
We wish Tara was still with us,
We wish Tara was still with us,
And snuggling with Will!
Bad tidings we bring
to Joss and his clan;
We're mad at Joss Whedon
for torturing Will!

Oh, bring back our favorite gay love,
Oh, bring back our favorite gay love,
Oh, bring back our favorite gay love,
With a magical spell!
We won't go until they get some,
We won't go until they get some,
We won't go until they get some,
And neither gets killed!
Rupert the Watcher
(to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Rupert the watcher
Was a stuffy British guy
With a cup of tea and a sweater vest
And a frequent heavy sigh!
Rupert the watcher lost his job but chose to stay
Then he chose to go, but the Scoobies know
He'll come back again some day!

There must have been some magic in
that spell he brought to town
'Cause when it went in Willow's head
She grew a temple from the ground!

O
Rupert the watcher
was alive as he could be
For a museum guy, a librarian,
And a guy who drinks hot tea!

Flippety flip flip
Flippety flip flip
Look at Rupert read!
Flippety flip flip
Flippety flip flip
In the library!
What Child is This?
(to the tune, obviously, of "What Child is This?")

What child is this, who monks did make
from energy, is napping?
Whom scoobies greet with memories
that never really happened.

This, this is Dawn the Key
With whom the Slayer gets huffy:
Haste, haste bring her from the shop,
The klepto sister of Buffy!

So bring her school clothes, brush her hair,
She still won't go to class today.
Key of keys, she's too busy
Trying to get her own way.

Raise, raise the teenager,
The Slayer tries to make some sense.
Joy, joy, for both survive
The horror of adolescence!


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