Stuff at age 18 --
(Holy hell, he's old enough to vote!)

"Aah -- aah -- a little higher --"

"Jeez, Mom, you don't have to flap your elbows! I can do this by myself!"

"I'm doing my part ..."

"... so when do I get to eat the tree?"

"I'm not just randomly trying to look like a donkey.
I'm encouraging people to vote Democrat."

"I knew you loved me! You finally let me eat!"

"Finally free!"

"... Wait a second ..."

So much for 'free'!"

"Still, the open range isn't this cozy."