To: ZoeyB
Subject: What was I DOING?
01:47:43 EST
Zoey, we have to schedule together next term, okay? So that when I tell you I'm going to let your father talk me into taking a class with six required texts, including "Economics and Economic Policy of Dual Societies as Exemplified by Indonesia", you will buy the book and hit me over the head with it. -Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: Re: What was I DOING?
01:54:25 EST
You let my father help you schedule? You've been working too long. And just what, young Charles, am I to buy the book with? You know they won't even buy back my French textbook this semester? Seventy-five bucks! Argh!
Chaaaaarlie ... what is Standpoint Theory, really? And how can I make half this essay be about it?
~Zoey --> hates finals!!!!!!!!!!!
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: Re: What was I DOING?
1:59:02 EST
I think it's, like ... Where you stand in society influences your, you know ... what's the word?
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: Re: What was I DOING?
2:01:55 EST
Outlook? Perception? Point of view?
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Re: What was I DOING?
2:02:51 EST
Your standing in society influcences your perception of the world.
Now just copy and paste that for 10 pages. :P
-Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: What was I DOING?
2:04:36 EST
"influcences"?
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: Too many REs!
2:05:57 EST
I haven't slept in four days, so, you know, any time you wanted to lay off the typo jokes ...
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: Re: Too many REs!
2:07:02 EST
Chaaaaaaarlieeeeee......
(That was said in my best whining voice.)
I hate this! It's like -- the whole assignment is to write 20 pages of *nothing*! "Do this on Standpoint Theory. Do that on Relational Dialectics Theory. Make it long enough to PUBLISH, just so you can promptly forget all the information you've learned and still have it count for %30 of your final grade!"
And then there's Clarence. Ugh. I don't know his name, but I call him Clarence. He's the Smart Guy. You know the one. The guy who already has all his essays written before they're assigned. And he's sitting in here -- on his CELL PHONE, talking OUT LOUD, right here in the LIBRARY -- moaning about how he's not sure four paragraphs was ENOUGH for situated knowledges and how he's just GOT to make a 107% on this if he wants to maintain his PERFECT average ... Aaaaargh!!!!!
~Zoey --> taking it out on others
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: Re: Too many REs!
2:14:41 EST
How can anyone write four paragraphs on situated knowledges?
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: Re: Too many REs!
2:18:14 EST
Oh my god. You ARE the Smart Guy. *cries*
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: Smart Girl
2:20:48 EST
Hey, I read the first fourteen pages of your essay, remember? And it rocks. And you only have 6-ish to go. When's it due?
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: Re: Smart Girl
2:23:50 EST
Eleven tomorrow. Today. Tomorrow. Is it midnight yet?What are you working on?
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:27:12 EST
It's 2:30 in the morning, love. I'm writing a ... well ... I think that to call it an essay, we'd need to broaden the definition ... but it's *supposed* to be an essay for my International Policy Coordination class. Only my eyes keep closing. I think I need a study breaker. Or at least some coffee.
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:35:01 EST
I'm keeping a browser open just for distraction. But I can't help you on the coffee. I need caffeine, too, but the cafe's closed, and if I go out, I'll lose my computer.
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:46:12 EST
Why aren't you using your dorm computer? And what sort of distraction are you tlaking about? I could use some.
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:49:57 EST
I need the library. I need the books. I need the periodicals. I need the community atmosphere of finals-induced panic. And I'm not telling you what sort of distraction I'm TLAKING about. You'll laugh at me.
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:52:07 EST
Will not. I'm too sleepy to laugh.
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: Smart Girl
2:57:33 EST
I'm reading Harry Potter fan fiction. Shaddup.
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: HAHAHA!
3:01:45 EST
I'm just remembering a joke, honest. I'm not laughing at you and your weird little habits. :P
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: *curses you*
3:05:29 EST
I don't need a wand to CURSE you, darling. *rattles off a string of them*
And speaking of rattling on, SMART GUY WILL NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! I'm going to march over there, and -- hang on.
*whew* That's better. *g*
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: Re: *curses you*
3:12:11 EST
LMFAO! What did you do to him?
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: Re: *curses you*
3:14:02 EST
I reminded him that silence is golden. And that cell phones are aerodynamic.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to write this. Right now. I'm going to do it. I can do it. I'm going to do it. This is it. Right now. I'm going to write the last six pages. Okay. Here I go.
~Zoey the Resolute
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: Re: *curses you*
03:17:41 EST
I'm going to find myself a study breaker.
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: What's a voldemort?
03:46:12 EST
NIM
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: Re: What's a voldemort?
03:59:58 EST
Don't read HP fic, idiot, you haven't read the books. Here, here's you a study breaker. Play with this for a while. http://fathom.org/opalcat/bubblewrap-html.html
But don't forget to write your paper.
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: Re: What's a voldemort?
04:21:05 EST
WOW. Maybe I'm just sleepy, but I am WAY too amused by this.
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: Re: What's a voldemort?
04:32:34 EST
Try this one. http://www.magneticpoetry.com/magnet/
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Re: What's a voldemort?
04:42:58 EST
How do you know all these?
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: What's a voldemort?
04:51:12 EST
I'm Smart Girl.
And I only have four pages left. How's your essay coming?
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: What's a voldemort?
04:56:23 EST
Uh. Oh, yeah. *dashes off to write essay*
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: quiet
05:43:12 EST
Haven't heard from you in a bit. I hope you're writing your essay and not popping bubble wrap.
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: Re: quiet
05:50:11 EST
Only a page or so left to write. How're you doing?
-Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: Re: quiet
06:02:39 EST
I'm alive. And the end is in sight. (If I turn a page or two, anyway.)
~Zoey
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: FINISHED!
06:10:10 EST
Do you want to go get that coffee now?
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: Re: FINISHED!
06:11:14 EST
Give me ten minutes and I'll be done.
-Charlie
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: I think it's daylight.
06:17:55 EST
I'm done. You ready?
-Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: Re: I think it's daylight.
06:21:41 EST
One minute.
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: Re: I think it's daylight.
06:26:12 EST
You're reading fanfiction, aren't you?
-Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: Re: I think it's daylight.
06:31:57 EST
Shaddup.
Meet me at the cafe?
~Zoey
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To: ZoeyB
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Re: I think it's daylight.
06:35:17 EST
I can't believe it's already time for the cafe to be open. I'll meet you there. Love you.
-Charlie
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To: CharlesYoung
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Re: I think it's daylight.
06:37:11 EST
Hey, bring a copy and we'll edit. Love you too.
~Zoey