Merry Xmas
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We Wish Agents Would Express Love (sung to the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas") We wish agents would express love We wish agents would express love We wish agents would express love And bring us some cheer! Good Heavens we wish They'd show us some skin Good Heavens, from Christmas To the happy New Year! We want them to get together We want them to get together We want them to get together To see them get near! We won't go until they get some We won't go until they get some We won't go until they get some So bring them right here! We wish agents would express love We wish agents would express love We wish agents would express love And bring us some cheer! |
The First Oh Hell (sung to the tune of "The First Noel") The first Oh Hell The agents did say Was to certain poor smokers In deals where they pay In deals where they Pay to keep trying to cheat On a warm smoky night That wasn't complete Oh Hell Oh Hell Oh Hell Oh Hell Out of the sky an alien fell |
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Spooky Night (sung to the tune of "Silent Night") Silent Night Spooky Night All is Wrong All is Fright Round yon Agents Dana and Fox Spooky Agents Who everyone mocks Chase the alien beings Chase the alien beings |
O Run All Ye Doubtful (sung to the tune of "O Come all ye Faithful") O run all ye doubtful Fearful of excitement Oh run ye Oh run ye to the FBI Come and implore him Fox the strangest agent O come let us implore him O come let us implore him O come let us implore him Scully's ignored |
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Fox Rest Your Spooky Aliens (sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen") Fox rest your spooky aliens Let Scully not dismay For Chris Carter our creator Is taking off this day To save us all from Smokey's power Without his damned ashtray Oh tidings of nicotine gum Nicotine gum Oh tidings of nicotine gum |
Help! The Harried Agents Need (sung to the tune of "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing") Help! The harried agents need Proof that even Skinner sees Life on Mars is very wild Fox and Dana reconcile Fearful all ye nations hide Or join the secrets of the skies From the sky without good aim Something fell that wasn't rain Help! The harried agents need Proof that even Skinner sees |
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Bad Ol CSM
(sung to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas") Bad ol' CSM looked out On the beast of evil When the smoke lay all about It hindered his retreival Brightly in the sky that night Mulder saw a cruel Vision of a UFO Without any fuel |
O G-Woman (sung by Mulder to Scully to the tune of "O Christmas Tree") O G-Woman, O G-Woman However red your hair is O G-Woman, O G-Woman However red your hair is Your need for me at any time Is second never but to mine O G-Woman, O G-Woman However red your hair is Such joy to me you now do bring And someday we will have a fling O G-Woman, O G-Woman you are so very pleasing |
So from all of us here in Mulder Loves Scully Land ..
Merry Xmas to all and to all a good fright!
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