Sports Lessons
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Course: Lessons From Sports Night Section: SN Number: 101 Professor: Sorkin Time: MTWHFSU 01:00 - 23:59 ~*~*~ Description: A study of the importance of Sports Night on our daily lives and cultures. Prerequisites: ABC-bashing proficiency ~*~*~ Syllabus: Week One: Icebreaker -- Stuart Bloomberg Dart Throw Week Two: Chapter One -- Hearts, Happiness, and Helsinki Week Three: Chapter Two -- Geography I (New Guinea, New Delhi, and the Carnegie Deli) Week Four: Athletics -- Garbage Can Basketball Week Five: Chapter Three -- The ABCs of Watching NBC Week Six: Chapter Four -- Geography II (Paris, Chicago, Seattle, Tokyo, and St. Barts) Week Seven: Algebra -- 15 years - 1 divorce + 2 hearts - 6 months does not equal never!! Week Eight: Final Exam: 1. Where is Helsinki? (Hint: It is in neither Sweden nor Switzerland.) 2. What happens in cricket? (Hint: They wear white, they _______) 3. Why would anyone buy a cable channel and dump the programming? (Hint: they strip in public.) 4. Who's stupid? (Hint: Stuart Bloomberg.) 5. What do you do when you trip on a threshhold? (Hint: Think "polite"!) Thank you for taking our course! Your final grade? D! Why? Because I don't like using the letters "A", "B", or "C"!!! |
